I asked for access once. It took three weeks, four tickets, and one hallway argument to get it.
A developer access feature request should never be a grind. Yet in most teams, it is. You open a ticket. It waits in a queue. Someone asks for more info. Someone else approves. Ops runs a script. In the meantime, your work just sits there. The flow breaks. Velocity dies.
The fastest engineering teams treat access requests like code changes: quick, traceable, and reviewed. That means automation. That means clear ownership. That means a system where the request, the approval, and the access happen in minutes, not days.
When you strip the process down, there are three parts: asking for what you need, checking that it’s safe, and granting it. Everything else—manual steps, endless forwards, hidden gatekeepers—can go. With the right tooling, it will go.